swine flu blows. You just lie around for a few days being ridiculously shit waiting to not be ridiculously shit. I didn't even believe in it until it happened to me, assuming it was just media hype over a few blocked noses but nope. actual swine flu. The only good thing thats come out of it ever is that my mate thought it was an std that mexicans passed on from sexing up pigs, the clown. Anyway, today i ventured out the house for the first time in 4 days, to a world of roads and cars and people and shops that due to spending 5 days in a muddy field and getting direct buses, trains and lifts home, i hadn't entered in 9 days. i was shit. i kept fucking up crossing roads to the point in which i'd nearly die and get sworn at, and i'd even forgotten where everything in the shops i've spent 16 years with was. My simple nip to the co-op for a frozen pizza (i had cravings) turned into a horrible 40 minute round trip to booths broken by coughing fits and me totally overjudging the temperature and venturing out in 4 layers and an actual scarf and sweating everywhere. i felt like such a square. Swine flu: Symptons include shivering fits, coughing like a 200000000-a-day and being really shit at everything except staying in bed. get the fuck right out swiney.
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